Florida fans. They're the ones wearing jorts and doing that strange chomping motion with their arms. In other words, easy to spot.
If you encounter one of these creatures, proceed with caution. Many come armed with knowledge that their team recently won the Bowl Championship Series title game. One must be prepared.
We have just the trick. It's called the College Football Transitive Calculator, and it allows you to mathematically prove that your team was better than the Gators.
Simply select your team from the pop-up menu, click go and you'll get the transitive property to win any argument.
Example: Utah beat Alabama, which beat Mississippi, which beat Florida. Therefore, Utah was the best team this past season.
If you're a fan of Southern Methodist, Washington, Washington State, North Texas or Western Kentucky, be warned. There is no transitive property for your team. Better luck next season.
If you're interested in hassling fans from other teams, there's the College Football Victory Chain Linker. We've mention this site before and it's equally slick. It allows you to pick any team and find a chain to victory.
Example: Why tiny Slippery Rock was better than mighty USC:
Slippery Rock beat
Kutztown who beat
St Anselm who beat
Merrimack who beat
Stonehill who beat
Wagner who beat
Marist who beat
Davidson who beat
Jacksonville FL who beat
San Diego who beat
UC-Davis who beat
Portland St who beat
Eastern Washington who beat
Weber St who beat
Cal Poly SLO who beat
San Diego St who beat
UNLV who beat
Arizona St who beat
Stanford who beat
Oregon St who beat
Southern Cal
Both of these sites are on our Resources page, under Fun Stuff.
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