Game(s) of the Weak

Mike Hlas is an award-winning columnist with the Cedar Rapids Gazette and force behind The Hlog. Each week, he will break down the worst matchups in college football. Considering the increasing number of uncompetitive and uninteresting games, Mike's task is harder than getting Levi Johnston, Jon and Kate Gosselin, and anyone named Kardashian to just go away.

Here's how it is done in most major football conferences:

You play your nonconference games against designated victims in September, then you play your conference games after that. It's only logical. You wouldn't open a rock festival with U2, then bring out a bar band three-fourths of the way through the event.

The Southeastern Conference does things a little differently. Sure, the league has the marquee game of the week in Louisiana State at Alabama. But look at what else the conference is trotting out on the 10th Saturday of the season:

Tennessee Tech at Georgia
Furman at Auburn
Eastern Kentucky at Kentucky
Northern Arizona at Mississippi

That's right. Four — count 'em, four — games between SEC teams and Division I-AA teams. In November. That's just wrong. So each gets one quarter of this week’s Game of the Weak.

Oh, the excitement, the pageantry, the importance of the games this week. At other conferences' stadiums, that is.

Northern Arizona at Mississippi? Really? You've got to go two time zones away to find a I-AA opponent, Ole Miss? What, was Montana State or Maine unavailable that week?

Now, this is no putdown of I-AA squads. To the contrary. We respect the competitive and often-excellent I-AA programs that dot the American landscape despite having 22 fewer scholarships than their I-A big brothers. Ray Ratto of the San Francisco Chronicle gave I-AA Richmond a vote in this week’s Associated Press poll, and the 8-0 Spiders may be every bit as worthy as AP’s No. 25 team, 6-2 South Florida.

Richmond beat Duke, something the Blue Devils; last three Atlantic Coast Conference opponents couldn't do. Way to lock yourself out of your permanent Game of the Weak dwelling, Dookies.

Anyhow, none of the four I-AA teams venturing into SEC country this week have losing records. But they're designated victims all the same. They will surely help these four SEC clubs either get bowl-eligible or spruce up their records for glamorous postseason games with SEC tie-ins. Like the Gaylord Hotels Music City Bowl, the Papajohns.com Bowl, or the ever-popular AdvoCare V100 Independence Bowl.

Auburn supporters may shiver in Shreveport at that V100 thingy on Dec. 28, but they'll say to themselves, "Good thing we had Furman on our schedule so we could play a mediocre Big 12 team in this magnificent event."

Or not.

Thanks to Losers With Socks.

Comments

[vhdawg]

Don't forget that Ole Miss has already beaten I-AA Southeastern Louisiana, so this weekend's tilt against Northern Arizona is only to pad the stats and doesn't help for bowl eligibility.

[Jonesy]

Most SEC teams have always had a non-conference game towards the end of the year. If you're not used to it, it's strange. To us, it's weird to play all your non-conference games at once.

Plus, all those games are homecoming games, fyi

[www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=623638477]

Oh, they're Homecoming games, that makes it all better. And yet we Big 10 fans have to constantly hear about how great the SEC is.

Glad to see the SEC doing everything it can to make sure that if nothing else, they're teams all win their homecoming game. Lord, they already are almost guaranteed a spot in the BCS championship every year, you'd think that they could pull one of the I-AA teams of the schedule.

[WashingtonDC_Duck]

This is too funny. The SEC kills me, with their arrogance and haughtiness. It’s November! Stop playing these creampuffs! I can understand that you can’t play other SEC schools every week, but go and play a real game vs. a BCS conference school. Work out the scheduling a few years in advance… how come it works for the Pac-10?

I’m sick and tired of hearing SEC this and SEC that. During a dinner party in Eugene last Friday night it was nice to hear Corse, Herbstreit, and Flower crack some pretty good SEC jokes about their fan bases. Now, that was good material that surely will never make time on the camera.

[Jimec]

Nice touch with the Deliverance boy photo. Your hard on for the SEC has finally gotten the best of you.

[Sammy]

No conference can compare to the SEC. You are an idiot to think Chizik is a fraud. Paul Finbaum jumps on the things he can find to try to sell newspapers. To believe him, you have to be really stupid. Are you?
You certain;y qualify. War Eagle you idiot !!!

[Sammy]

We like our football in the SEC. All other conferences are way behide.