When your cable goes out, you can't study game film. When you can't study game film, you lose to Alabama. When you lose to Alabama, you get depressed. When you get depressed, you buy a Harley. When you buy a Harley, you meet hot, young ex-volleyball players. When you meet hot, young ex-volleyball players, you go on joy rides. When you go on joy rides, you end up in a roadside ditch. Don't end up in a roadside ditch.
First, he got reckless with his personal life. Then he got careless driving a motorcycle. He lied about it all and on Tuesday, Playboy Bobby Petrino was given the boot by Arkansas.
If Petrino didn't have the market cornered on character issues before Tuesday, he does now.
In 2002, he was given his first big coaching break by Tommy Tuberville, who hired him as offensive coordinator at Auburn. A year later, Petrino became coach at Louisville.
In 2003, he met with then-Auburn president William Walker Jr. and athletic director David Housel about replacing Tuberville. That's right, replacing the guy who helped make your career a success.
Jonathan Krause of Vanderbilt is flattened by Arkansas' Marquel Wade while attempting to field a punt during Saturday's game in Nashville. The officiating crew then ejects Wade.
With last season's appearance in the Sugar Bowl, Arkansas' Bobby Petrino became one of three coaches to lead two programs to BCS games. He guided Louisville to the Orange Bowl in 2007. The other two coaches are Nick Saban and Urban Meyer. Two huge road games on the Razorbacks' schedule: at Alabama on Sept. 24 and at Louisiana State on Nov. 25.
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Even though the season is over, cheap shots are still being uploaded to YouTube. Watch Arkansas offensive guard Wade Grayson go after the left knee of Ohio State defensive tackle Cameron Heyward during the Sugar Bowl.